Thugified Rap/R&B Classics

Thug nation under the groove

Getting down just for the f*ck of it

Thug nation and we on the move niggaz cain't

Stop us now...

Do you promise to

Thug, the whole Thug?

Nothing but the Thug?....

Reddy or not, here we are

Thugging down on

That sh*t dat we believes in....

Thug Version of "The Message" by Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five

Broken glass, e'ry where, niggaz

Pissin' on the station, niggaz just don't care

Can't take the sh*t, can't take the noise, but I

Live in da 'hood, so I gots no choice

Rats in the front room, roaches in the back

Hookers in the ally sellin' p*ssy for crack

Try to get away but I cain't get far, cuzz the

Muthaf*ckin' snatchman took my car

Don't push a thug, cuzz I'm

Close to the edge

I'm trying not to

Gat you in the head (shoot you the head, for you Ebonically impaired readers)

It like a jungle sometimes, a nigga wonder how we

Keep from going under

My nigga doin' bad, sold his Mamma TV say she

Watch too much, the b*tch ain't healthy. All my

Chillen in the daytime, Oprah at night. Cain't

See no porno or the Holifield fight

Bill collectors, they rang my phone and

Scare my b*tch when I ain't home. I got a

Thug's education, hustler's occupation, can't take no

Train uptown there's a bomb at the station.....

Thug version of "We Are Family" by Sister Sledge

We be faaaammm-lee

I gots all my b*tches wiff me

We be faaaammm-lee

Get up all y'all niggaz and sang

Thug version of "Genius of Love" by the Tom Tom Club

I-----in----hehhhhhvenn

Wiff her boyfriend, my sista's boyfriend

Ain't no beginning and they ain't no end

I let him do me when she out creepin'

Thug version of "My Radio" by L.L. Cool J (first album)

My radio, 'lieve me, I likes it loud, I'm the

Nigga with the box that can rock the crowd. Hustle

On the street with my hard core beat while my

JVC f*ck up the concrete. I ain't

Sorry if you can't understand. A thug

Need a radio inside his hand. Don't

Care if I offend other citizens, when I

Kick my Hip Hop for my men. My

Squad is rough, my whole 'hood is tough, and I'm

Out to cap your ass if you talkin' stuff. My

Name is Thug Gee, I'll devistate your hoe, and I

Wouldn't be live without my radio.....

Thug version of "Lean on Me" by Bill Withers

Some----times in our lives

We thugs have

Pain. We thugs have

Sorrow.

But

If you're streetwise

You know you will

Cap (shoot) him to-

Morrow.

Thug On Me.

When you ain't strong

I'll be da man.

I'll help you hustle on

For

It won't be long, 'til I'm gonna

Need. A nigga to

Thuuuhhhhggg On.

Just call on me nigga

If you need a hand

We all need some niggaz to

Thug on. I just

Might need a drive-by put

Out on my man. We all

Need some niggaz to

Thuuhhhhhggg On.

Thug version of "Peter Piper" by Run DMC

Now Peter Piper suck peckers, while Run rocks rhymes, Humpty

Dumpty fell down after smokin' a dime, Jack Be

Nimble ain't nimble, that nigga's a b*tch. Thug

Master's much faster, Jack can suck Jay's d*ck. Now

Lil' Bo Peep always f*cking her sheep. And

Rip Van Winkle went to court last week. And

Alice is a hoe down in Wonderland, and

Jack killed Jill cuzz she really a man. Yo

Thugmaster Jay, tell me is you down the turn

Table don't wobble when you make thug sounds....

Thug version of "Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay" by Otis Redding

Hustlin' on the dock of the bay. Jackin'

All the fools that come my way

Hustlin' in the morning sun. I'll be

Hustlin' when the evening comes.

Hustlin' on the dock of the bay, hopin' that

Five-O don't come my way.

Hustlin' on the dock of the bay, Co-

Mittin' crimes.

POORLY sung to the tune of the whistled melody in the original song:

• My--I--Nigga, my
• My--I-I-Niggaz, my
• I-I-I-I-Niggaz, y'all
• Feel me, dawgz?

More Thuggified Version of "Ladidadi" by Slick Rick (yes, I know Snoop Doggy Dog did one, but even he'd have to up the thug level these days)

Ladidadi, my squad love to party. We

Love to cause trouble, we f*ck with every body. I'm

A real nigga that's on the mic. And when I'm

Spittin' on the mic, my game is tight, right?

For all my niggaz, and my niggaz in jail

Make you niggaz smile and enjoy yo-self cuzz I'm a

Fool when I floss this flowing condition, man

My squad create, cuzz thuggin's our mission so

Listen, b*tch to the sh*t I say, you know

I be slingin' rocks damn near every day....

Thug version of "The Greatest Love of All" by Whitney Houston

I believes that shorties are da few-chuh

School dem while you sippin' Alize

Show them all the money they can make in Crime

Give them some gangsta pride and a nine

Millimeter. Let them niggaz

Laughter remind thugs how we used to G.

All y'all niggaz searching for a hero

Playas are the ones to look up to

Hustlin' is the way to fulfill your needs

The 'hoods a special place and it's

Better when you high off weed.

I decided long ago

Never to walk in another nigga shadow

If I'm in jail for guns or weed

At lease I live-ded as I believes. No

Matter what Devils take from me, they

Cain't take away a thug dignity (Editor's note: No, only the promise of fame, fortune and a new car can take away your dignity, right playas?)

Be-cuzz the

Illll---essst

Thug of all, is out there sellin'

Weed. I found the

Illl----essst