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NONE OF THESE BY THEMSELVES ARE GOING TO STOP ANYBODY. ESPECIALLY SOMEBODY WHO IS BIG AND ANGRY. WHAT YOU DO IS USE THEM IN SUCCESSION, NOT NECESSARILY IN THE ORDER GIVEN BUT SAY, HIT THE EYES AGAIN AND AGAIN, IF THAT WORKS, HIT THE NECK, THEN GRAB A LAMP AND HIT HIM A FEW TIMES OVER THE HEAD, KICK HIM A FEW TIMES IF HE GOES DOWN, THEN RUN TO THE CAR. TRY NOT TO TURN YOUR BACK AS HE COULD AMBUSH YOU FROM THE REAR. IF HE COMES AT YOU WHILE YOU ARE BEHIND THE WHEEL, NAIL HIM WITH THE CAR AND DRIVE OFF. TRY TO KEEP A FLUID, AGRESSIVE, CONTINUOUS ATTACK. IMAGINE THAT YOU ARE A BIRD ATTACKING A GRISSLY BEAR WITH HARD, QUICK, RAPID PECKS.

DO NOT OPPOSE HIS LARGER FORCE. YOU CAN DUCK. YOU CAN SIDE-STEP AND TRIP HIM. DON'T LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE, OR FEEL ANY PITY OR SYMPATHY.

IF YOU DODGE AND HE IS OFF BALANCE AND GOING IN A DIRECTION, QUICKLY SHOVE HIM THERE.

HE WILL PROBABLY TRY TO BAIT YOU BACK INTO HIS ARMS. THAT IS A TRAP. IF HE ATTACKS YOU AGAIN, ALL BETS ARE OFF. YOU HAVE TO TAKE HIM OUT AND RUN IMMEDIATELY TO THE COPS, OR HE MAY GET UP AND KILL OR SERIOUSLY HURT YOU.

DONT THINK THAT HE IS INCAPABLE OF KILLING YOU. PEOPLE DO ALL SORTS OF DUMB THINGS WHEN THEY ARE UPSET. WHO IS TO SAY THAT IT WOULD HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

1) EYE-USE A FINGER. OR TWO. OR SOME CAR KEYS. HEY, HE'S BIG, YOU'RE LITTLE.

2) NOSE---UPWARD PALM STRIKE (HIT WITH THE HEEL OF YOUR HAND) CAN KILL. HAMMER FIST (HIT WITH THE BOTTOM OF YOUR FIST LIKE A CLUB) WATERS THE EYES AND HURTS. YOU CAN GUESS WHICH ONE I PREFER. HOWEVER, I WANT TO SEE HIM ROT IN JAIL.

3) ADAM'S APPLE-SMALL FIST THERE WILL HURT AND TAKE HIS WIND

4) TEMPLE-KNUCKLE THERE CAN STUN OR KILL. ALSO HIT THE EYE SOCKET BONE IN FRONT OF THE TEMPLE. THAT CAN'T BE BUILT UP EITHER.

5) SHORT RIBS--FIST, MIDDLE KNUCKLE

6) DIAGPHRAGM-A PALM STRIKE OR KNEE WILL KNOCK THE WIND OUT OF HIM. NOW THIS ONE WILL BE HARD TO PULL OFF. BUT, IF YOU DO IT, HE'S GONNA BE DAZED SINCE HE IS NO FIGHTER. A TRAINED FIGHTER LIKE YOURS TRULY WILL NOT BE PHASED BY HAVING MY WIND KNOCKED OUT OF ME. I AM ACCUSTOMED TO ASS-WHIPPIN'S. BE SURE TO HIT THE DIAPHRAGM, NOT THE STOMACH.

7) KIDNEY-A STRONG SHOT. MAYBE HARD FOR A SMALL PERSON, BUT THAT IS WHY GOD GAVE US FEET AND KNEES, SO WE CAN USE THEM WHEN OUR HANDS ARE NOT STRONG ENOUGH. I MENTIONED THIS TWICE BECAUSE MOST OF US HAVE TWO OF THEM.

8. GROIN--KICK THE GROIN. BUT, A LOT OF GUYS EXPECT THAT. SO YOU MAY HAVE TO SET IT UP. KNEES WORK THERE TOO. ALSO, DON'T BE AFRAID TO REACH UP, GRAB THE TESTICLES, TWIST AND PULL VIOLENTLY. TRY TO YANK THEM OFF, AFTER TWISTING. REMEMBER, IT'S TWIST, THEN PULL. DON'T WORRY; IF THE DOCTORS CAN SAVE BOBBITT, THEY CAN SAVE ANYBODY.

9. KNEECAPS--THIS WILL ONLY WORK WITH A KICK WHILE YOUR SHOES ARE ON. OR, WITH A FIRM STICK. OR, A LAMPSHADE, HEAVY PIPE, HEAVY FRYING PAN. BASEBALL BAT. THINK BIG, SOLID YET SWINGABLE OBJECT. AIM TO SHATTER IT. IT MEANS HIS KNEECAP. MAYBE EVEN USE A GOLFCLUB.

10. SHIN -- SEE #9 ABOVE

11. TOP OF THE FOOT -- SEE #9 ABOVE. YOU CAN ALSO STOMP IT EVEN IF HE HAS SHOES ON OR BOOTS.

12. TOES -- SEE #9 ABOVE. THIS ONE MAY BE TOUGH TO PULL OFF, AND WILL ONLY BUY YOU A FRACTION OF A SECOND. USE THAT FRACTION OF A SECOND TO HIT HIM IN THE EYE OR OVER THE HEAD WITH THE HARDEST THING YOU CAN SWING.

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